What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Xbox Play Anywhere could fix Microsoft Store's spam game problem - TrueAchievements

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Panel approves changes to enhance the flow of the game in men’s basketball - NCAA.org

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Apple’s latest AirPods Pro with USB-C just received a $70 discount - The Verge

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

‘Jaws’ Gets Its Streaming Debut for the 50th Anniversary: Where to Watch All 4 Films Online - The Hollywood Reporter

No go.

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Flash floods kill 3 in West Virginia, several people missing after inches of rain fell in 30 minutes - CBS News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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