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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:19

So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Panel approves changes to enhance the flow of the game in men’s basketball - NCAA.org
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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